
Hugh Jackman
Huge Ackman, as The General and I call him. I fell for Hugh’s charms when he hosted the most recent Academy Awards. Up until then I was ambivalent about him, but now I’m a fan. He seems like a genuinely sweet guy with a great body (of work). Heh.
Oh, sweet Huge Ackman. I love him. I waited to see him leave the stage door after Boy From Oz, and I got so close I could have jumped and licked him. But that would have been inappropriate.
Screw impropriety, if you had licked him you would have been heralded by all the gays!