It should be said that I am annoyed by Shakira’s warbling to no end, BUT the album is full of fun songs that keep you moving.  Like, I could probably enjoy this album at a party or in a club, but I would never put it on just to listen to by myself.  That thing she does with her voice makes me want to shoot my eardrums out.

I would, however, watch Shakira dance to someone else’s music.  Heh.  She definitely has some sexy moves in those hips.

Shake it, Shakira!

Rihanna’s last album was amazing, so I had high expectations for this one and she’s pretty much delivered.  Very hot.

She ain’t lying about the “Rated R” title, this is an album for big girls.  Rihanna has been growing in leaps and bounds, and her music is keeping up with her.  I love when I can hear an artist’s personal pain in their music, and you can definitely hear it in this one. I wish only the best for Rihanna, and I really hope she can pull herself together and learn from her sad recent past.

I’m loving Lady Gaga.  Did you guys catch her performance at the AMA’s (timestamp 2:50)?  Playing a blazing piano and breaking bottles on it?! Seriously?!! She’s so good at spectacle, but all that aside, she has some serious pipes and song writing abilities to boot.

The more I learn about Gaga, the more I like her.  She can really do no wrong, at this point.  She definitely filled a void in pop music, and how! She comes across as completely vapid in interviews, but I suspect that there might be a little more depth to her that she hides from us.  I guess that’s me just hoping, but even if all she thinks about is clothes and eyelashes, I still adore her.

(If giving away music doesn’t boost my blog stats, I don’t know what will. Heh.)

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I’m a little obsessed with her show on MSNBC, because she has a way of presenting news appropriately while putting this great schmear of personality on it.  I am subscribed to her show via podcast, so every day I go to the gym, and while I’m working out I watch Rachel Maddow.  It’s pretty awesome that such a butch-ass dyke has such a visible and clearly respected show.  I mean, a sitcom or talk show is one thing, but the news?  She broke some glass on that one!

Meanwhile, adorable fag Anderson Cooper, maintains a strictly “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.  I would have expected that it would be a man to be the first out news reporter, but no! Rachel Maddow, what a woman.

She’s absolutely adorable, in her cuddly teddybear way.  During the height of the “teabagging” stories, I was tickled to watch Rachel turn beat red (even with all that makeup!) while Ana Marie Cox went on and on with not so veiled tongue in cheek sexual references.  Maddow’s modesty and humility is incredibly endearing.

The contrast between hers and Keith Olbermann‘s show is so stark that it’s somewhat jarring to go from one to the next.  (This may sound harsh, but I do watch them both pretty religiously.) Olbermann is anything but modest, and is constantly trying to entertain.  It can be a little exhausting to take in that much sarcasm in an hour… and I watch The Daily Show!  Olbermann is constantly picking and jabbing at his enemies, while Maddow is constantly trying to find middle ground and create an environment for real discussion.

As a self proclaimed geek, Maddow chooses stories that are both interesting and educational. I really believe that she does her best to see both sides of every story before she presents it to her audience. I get the sense that she takes her job very seriously, and it pays off.  Just a few days ago Al Gore complimented her on her show and told her that he appreciates the news stories that she chooses and also the way she presents it.  That’s quite a compliment.  I agree with Mr. Gore.

Rachel Maddow is smart, silly, funny, geeky, goofy, serious, and sincere.  All that adds up to sexy in my book.

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Wow wow wow.  Okay, so this photograph doesn’t make Ellen Page a lesbian, but god dammit, it doesn’t hurt.  I suspected early on that Ellen Page was a dyke, but most of it was wishful thinking.  Then my girlfriend suspected that EP was a dyke and my interest in the subject was renewed. Heh.  Then this photo came and… um, yeah. Rawr!

So, now that I got the deliciousness out of the way, here’s the trailer for their upcoming film. It looks wonderful and hilarious, but I worry that knowing so many real-life roller derby girls might put a weird slant on the movie for me. Heh. It’s in theaters Friday!

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This Australian born basketball player has been a WNBA All-Star 6 years running. After the WNBA season ends she heads to Russia where she actually earns money doing what she’s best at, balling. She’s considered Australia’s best basketball player ever and is one of the best players in the world. Lauren is an out and proud lesbian and has been dating Phoenix player Diana Taurasi (who recently got a DUI and was suspended for several games) for a few years.

Lauren Jackson

Honestly, the photos are better than the reality in my opinion. In person she is a towering, slump-shouldered giant who could squash any normal sized person with ease. Heh. There’s nothing more exciting than watching her play when she’s on, though. She’s a great athlete.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays Henry VIII in the show and he’s both exciting and terrifying in the role. A former model, his piercing icy blue eyes and sexy body make him a great guy to take on Henry’s awful story of multiple women and executions.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Rawr.

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